May 13th letter

Happy 3 months!!!!!

Ladies and Gentleman, it's official. I am no longer a greeny! Wa-hoo!!! Enjoy my little list of things I have learned up to this point to graduate from the title greeny. 

You know your not a greeny any more when...

1. Praying in the middle of the street holding hands with a complete stranger isn't weird any more.

2. Having dog hair in your pantyhose is normal. 

3. When you hum "Come Thou Fount" and "How great thou art" all day instead of One Direction and Katie Perry. 

4. When you accidentally say a scripture reference instead of an apartment number (some how I said Ether 2:12 instead of E212)

5. You have an experience where don't recognize your investigators in church because their dentures are in and they aren't in their pajamas. 

6. You have perfected the speed walk. 

7. You can tell who is a member from the first word that comes out of their mouth when you run into them at a random place like Wal-mart. (it's cause they say hi to us first, everybody else avoids eye contact.)

8. Waking up in the middle of the night teaching a discussion is a nightly occurance. 

9. Weed doesn't really smell that bad any more. haha just kidding it always will stink. 

10. 2 hours of studying goes by super fast. 

11. You can guess the age, how many kids they have, and some times the religion they practice just by walking up to a persons door. 

12. A prayer never leaves your heart. 

13. Your companion's bowel movements are way more hilarious than awkward. 

14. You can get into every buzzer apartment your potential investigators live in. 

15. Talking to people who only open their door an inch doesn't phase you. 

16. You have accepted the fact that missionary work is just 18 months of awkward and spiritual experiences. 

17. When being able to sleep in until 6:30 is exciting. 

18. When you stop wanting to murder someone cause your skirt is staticy. You just get over it. 

19. When it is sunny outside you want to cry you are so happy. 

20. You love ALL the people in the whole world!

Welp it has been an incredible 3 months and I look forward to all the wonderful things I am going to learn in these upcoming months. 

I love you all! I am doing wonderful. Have a great week!!!

Love sister Jones

Picture one: Nerds!!!! 

Picture two: Sister Flanery, Sister Waters, and Sister Hoynacki