Goodbye Cache Valley Bank, you have been so good to me.

Because of Cache Valley Bank I...

• Am the master of the ten key. I can calculate addition equations like nobody's business

• Now have a phobia of talking to old people on the phone. Don't know why, but it gives me the hebi gebies...sorry no offense. 

• Think it should be against the law to have sloppy handwriting when writing a check. 

• Have to face all of my cash correctly

• Get grossed out by money. I now have an idea of how many (and what kind of) people touch money. Plus it turns my fingers black when I count it. My fingers turn BLACK!

• Now have almost every radio station commercials memorized

• Realized that you DO look like an idiot if you never have your account number on you every.single.time you come into the bank. (I use to do that so i can't judge)

• Love federal holidays

• Learned that hot flashes ARE real! 

• Now know what it feels like when someone is completely and irrationally rude to a customer service representative. We are just trying to help...geesh.

• Now know that if you don't balance your check book and reconcile your statement at the end of each month, bad things can happen...

• Am addicted to Dr. Pepper

• Almost answer my cell phone as follows..."Thank you for calling cache valley bank, this is book keeping, how may I help you..."

• Learned that you always, always, always answer your work phone professionally or else...bad things can happen. 

• Also learned that some people have absolutely no idea what they are doing when they get a loan. That is a scary thought.

• Learned that eating a twinkie in one bite because of a dare is NEVER a good idea.

• Observed that old people swearing is slightly totally hilarious.

• Found that company softball games are one of my favorite summer highlights

• Learned that company parties are the bomb dot com!

• Now have the ability to memorize 6 different passwords at a time

• Found that an unbalanced till can ruin your day. 

• Will never forget Lauren's face when she tripped in slow motion over the printer. SOOOOOOOOO funny!!!!

Tomorrow is my very last day at this wonderful place. I am really excited for my new chapter in life, but I feel sad about leaving so many memories and wonderful people at the bank. But I know this is not the last time they will hear from me. I will be back before they know it. Thanks for all the lessons and memories!!

Love Kelcey