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Showing posts with label Craziness. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Summer Highlights!



Wow, the summer is totally almost over and you think since I didn't have much to do I would have been better at posting. I like to blame it on my laptop. I can't figure out how to update my browser and it won't let me blog with the old browser. I know that updating isn't that hard, I've done it on my work computer. But my laptop just hates me. It is so lazy it hardly ever works. I definitely need to get a new one soon before this one croaks or I run it over with my car. 

N.e. ways. So this summer can basically be summed up in a few words; working at the bank, weddings, overtime, new hobbies, yellowstone, jackson hole, alot of working, paid off car, f.h.e. leader, and basically I worked a ton. 

Some say that I was anti social.  (marc, my mother) But it actually was a really nice relaxing summer for me :) The past couple of summers I worked alot but I also played ALOT! I don't know if I'm getting old or what but I just really enjoyed not doing that much this summer. 

Hobbies I picked up:  water color painting,and the guitar. 


Me rocking the guitar

Exciting things that happened: I helped my Andrea's fiance propose :) My cousin Alek got married, So did my old roommate Morgan Hall Mcrorey, I paid off my car, My cousin Rhy got his mission call to Sao Paulo Brazil! My old roommate Alli Berger turned in her papers, Evelyn is going to have her baby

Andrea had no idea she was about to be proposed to hahaha!  
My fantastic old Roommate and her adorable husband *aw* sigh

 My cute cuz Rhy. He leaves in November for Brazil!!

 My goofy cousin Alek on his wedding day. :) I swear this big grin on his face was stuck like that all day

They are too dang cute it's gross lol 

Vacations I went on: Went to jackson hole and my sis took me down the river, hit up yellowstone and sun valley with the fam, Morgan family reunion, and Went up to jackson one more time and went down the river with the whole fam and saw my aunts run the epic relay race. 


 Good old yellowstone! LOVE IT!

 Mt. Washbourn

 The family hiking Mt. Washbourn. (It was alot bigger hike than we thought) 

Trent and old faithful. (This kid cracks me up so much) 

 Beautiful Yellowstone

Trevor and Trent

 Nobody messes with the Jones in Tennis (sun valley)

 Cheese :)


 This picture perfectly describes Melinda so much. It's my favorite. 
 Old people trying to do a jumping picture haha

 Early in the morning trip



Puddle Pictures!!!!
The whole gang :)

Cool Chair :) 

Jackson Hole Going down the river :)

The rest of the summer:I worked at cache valley bank in bookkeeping, proof, and at branch 49 (which is ok cause i love my job), I planned activities for family home evening because i was called as a leader, and  I watched alot of chick flicks and ate alot of popcorn. 

So I'd say that was a pretty darn good summer!! 
Hopefully I'll keep you posted more often and you will hear from me for next summer starts. 

love Kelcey!

P.s. thank you to my mom and sister who took all these awesome pictures. Thanks for letting me steal them :)

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

A Good Laugh!

I was re-reading an email that my old roommate emailed me awhile ago. I have never laughed so hard in my life!!! I hope you guys enjoy

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) {bless her little heart} purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
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MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m.
Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me.
She is something of a Greek goddess – with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile.
Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines.
I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today.
Very inspiring!
Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around.
This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!
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TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then she put weights on it!
My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.
Belinda’s rewarding smile made it all worthwhile.
I feel GREAT!! It’s a whole new life for me.
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WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it.
I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals.
Driving was OK as long as I didn’t try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this 0nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster.
Why the heck would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?
Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.
She said some other crap too.
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THURSDAY:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl.
I couldn’t help being a half an hour late – it took me that long to tie my shoes.
Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells.
When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom.
She sent another skinny witch to find me.
Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine — which I sank.
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FRIDAY:
I hate that witch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little cheerleader.
If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.
Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don’t have any triceps! And if you don’t want dents in the floor, don’t hand me the stupid barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.
Why couldn’t it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
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SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today.
Just hearing her voice made me want to smash the answering-machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven
straight hours of the Weather Channel.
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SUNDAY:
I’m having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over.
I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little brat) will choose a gift for me that is fun — like a root canal or a hysterectomy.
I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

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